Friday, 19 October 2007

Bah humbug



Rugby

Well i have something to say about rugby.

Firstly if we don't win tomorrow it will ruin my birthday - not because I'm botherd about it but because every one else will to be!

Secondly why the hell does everyone yap on about johnny Wilkinson? Yeah his good player but what about the rest of the team ay?

There good too, just because everyone talks about johnny it seems to cause this hype that he is the best thing since Lucozade (which, by the way, he endorses!)

It happens all the time tho don't it lets see;

Wayne Rooney- ugly twat, advertises for coke zero, Nike, George at Asda. These are the reasons we all know his name so well, because he is in magazines n newspapers.. and half the time it's NOT about football.

Angelina Jolie - who gives a shit? i don't care if she wants a baby in every colour i don't want to read about how much of a great person she is. i want to see her in a decent film once in a fucking while.

phone in scandals

People have always said " those things are just a con" but then on the odd day when there skiving work they sit down for some ITV action and see a competition where you could win a brand spanking new car " why not " they think..

Then ITV gets exposed and every one is having a uproar saying about " oh we've been conned we have the right to get our £15 back for that 45 second phone call.. well hello!!!!!

You apparently knew it was con before you rang.. but you rang anyway didn't you?
Get back to work you silly twat.

Britney Spears: Go away now. Even tho your "life" makes me realise how lucky i am in my three bed house n day saver for the bus, i don't want to see it in all the magazines.

Facebook: Currently addicted. Just like all of you, I'm conforming to the masses.

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